What is happeningggggg

So if you didn't know, my birthday is tomorrow! Bad thing is, I'm sickkkkkkkk. Not only that but my coughs sound horrifying, pissing feels like I'm pissing out lave, I somehow got a cold sore on my lip, if my food is slightly warm or citrusy my mouth feels like its burning so I gotta let my food be completely cold and bland, I somehow got a bruise on my leg, my nose is DRIPPING, this week is finals, I was supposed to go to the movies with my friend this friday but idk if I will be able to go, everytime I stand up I feel like I'm gonna vomit, I wake up every morning dripping in sweat, as I'm writing this my W key is chipping away ANDDD for some reason, my parents thought it was a really good idea to have my hospital visit on MY birthday so uh yea, I hope this isn't a sign that turning 17 is gonna be BAD. Idk what I did to deserve this but i'm PRAYING I get better overnight cus if not, Im throwing myself into a human sized blender.